As I'm sitting here like 20 minutes away from the 2nd of 3 debates between these candidates, I only have one simple request.  Please refrain from the use of the word "Maverick" for one night.  That's all.  Just one.  I'm just saying I need a little break. I mean after the first 2 debates and watching SNL for the past couple of weekends, I just assume not watch Top Gun, my beloved Cavaliers vs. Dallas, or that ridiculously good western by the same name for a very long time.  If they do choose to use it however, I am reluctantly, yet eagerly prepared for the maverick drinking game.  I know where my six (make that five) pack is.  Do you?

Google's Steetview has provided the world with another act of random comedy. All I had to say when I first saw this is wow.  I mean on one hand, let's be glad this guy survived the threat of alcohol poisoning. On the other, I kinda wonder how he got there.  It looks as if he was politely dumped out of the passenger seat of whoever's vehicle that was in the parking space next to the grass. That's if they even came to a complete stop when driving by the street that his feet are still in.  I must admit I feel his pain though... Reminds me of the night I cheated on vodka and had my first liquor threesome with Goldschlager and 151. Serves me right.

Now, on one hand, you've got to admire the effort to combine 2 things that someone loves so much. I mean, those Thin Mint Blizzards at DQ are the greatest testaments to that fact.  This however, is quite possibly one of the most wack-tastic things that I've ever seen. Now I've heard of going a little overboard with things, but this is just ridiculous.  Disappointing even. If I were Maserati I would repo the car based off of the blatant disregard of respect for the brand.  Now it may not be well known, but Maserati is one of my favorite historic automobile brands.  It hurts my heart to see one of it's most historic lines, the Quattroporte, made to look so silly.

Once, just once I would like to go to the gym and work out without having to "clean up" after somebody. This is probably a petty complaint, but why after most guys stack a ton of weight on a bar or Hammer Strength machine finish using it, they decide it's cool for somebody else to take the weight off if they want to use it next?  It's as if they mustn't expend any more energy than required to lift these mammoth amounts of weight during their workout and anything extra, well that's the next person's problem. Never mind that the next guy or girl probably is going to lift less than half of what is on the bar...  I swear the gym should force the lazy to hire a "gym caddy".  You know, somebody to un-rack all of the weight that your local resident meathead somehow had the energy to put on the bar in the first place.  

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These LED lights designed by Billy May are made to look like your wall is torn. Thus the name Torn Lighting.  I like it, and you should too.